When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
even my farts smell like vagina
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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