when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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