I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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