I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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