I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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