Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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