Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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