Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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