we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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