We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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