i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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