***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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