He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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