i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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