I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I think your dad took our porno
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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