Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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