super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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