I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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