you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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