I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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