what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The beer is more important than you right now.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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