Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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