ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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