god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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