Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Farmville is her only friend.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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