Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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