that's an acceptable place to lick
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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