I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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