This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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