ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
i out mim tonsoeep
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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