Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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