can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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