I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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