'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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