oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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