I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Help. Why am I so naked?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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