Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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