Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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