i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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