Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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