Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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