STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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