We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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