Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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