idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
