Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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