Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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