is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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