what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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