How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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