So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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