I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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