I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
When are your genitals available?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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